The Links for December 11th

But you didn't have to. People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort. That's the law of nature, and you defied it. That's why I hired you. You could have married rich, could have been a model, you could have just shown up and people would have given you stuff. Lots of stuff, but you didn't, you worked your stunning little ass off.

Theme Song
Midnight - Ice T
Absolutely the best old school Gangsta rhyme EVAR !!111!!!!!!!!!

LOLCat of the Week
Bonus LOLCat Its funny cause kids are evil.

The Jambaroo - Now with extra sacrilige.

This story just blows my mind. He became a multi-millionaire by gold farming.

Buyer Beware.

mmmm Olivia Munns

List-o-rama
10 bad-ass cars
22 books better then the movies. - You should read "His Dark Materials". Excellent books.
10 things rich white people hate.
15 Best Movie Bullies
10 best unproduced scripts in hollywood

The Japanese are really wierd. Wonder how she feels about tentacles?

The best way to choose a Hiesman winner, school cheerleaders

Link of the Week
Tommy meets Mickey

The Links for November 20th

Oh God, they go apeshit over bubbles. I mean, that's an incredible thing about a child. What's so great about bubbles? I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like bubbles. It's totally sad; their smiling faces point out your inability to enjoy anything.

Theme Song
Sublime - KRS-One

LOLCat of the YEAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Jambaroo

Ian Flemming - sexist pig

BEST TOASTER EVAHRR !!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

List-o-rama
18 best Bond death scenes
75 comics to movies
5 strange athlete
endorsements
15 worse album covers of all time

SHOCKER !!!!

Some deep stuff, God doesn't roll dice.

Tawmmy is not pleased with Tennessee

Mrs Palin chilling by the pool.

GEEK
This cover to Green Lantern #39 is most baddass. Now we have met the Green, Yellow, Red, Blue and Orange lanterns. That leaves Indigo and Violet.
END GEEK

Another week, another cheerleader controversy

Really really messed up. Like creepy scary messed up. And the
wiki article doesn't make it any less F'D up.

J Peezy GON TALK

Nicolodian chicks all grown up.

Pacman is reinstated. Best new Pacman word evarr!~~~``````1111!!! dickantula

Link of the Week
Wow, some redneck hilarity

The Links for November 13th

I am a choreographer. It's what I do. You are cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to transform your stiff, robotic routines into poetry written with the human body. Follow me or perish, sweater-monkeys.

LOLCat of the Week

Theme Song
REM - Pop Song 89

The Jambaroo

God that game sucked ass bigtime.

List-o-rama
Top 10 cheerleader scandals
20 toys not yet turned into movies - I would go see a madballs movie.
11 movie tomboys
20 hottest cheerleading
squads
Companies that destroy the world

Set phaser's to Geek,

Dr. Paul talks sense to the masses.

"And I never recruited agaisnt Kentucky again", again, WTF!!!

An interview with the great PittGirl

And PittGirl's love letter to Pittsburgh

Wade and Jerry do Japan and ripoff Contact

Very good read on the election results.

The Pensblog recaps that
amazing game from Tuesday night.

Link of the Week
Fantasy and Fantasy, nice

The Links for November 6th

"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's greatest civilizations has been 200 years. Great nations rise and fall. The people go from bondage to spiritual truth, to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency, from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependence, from dependence back again to bondage."

Theme Song
Billy Joel - Miami 2017

LOLCat of the Week

The Jambaroo

I, for one, welcome our new liger hybrid overlords.

Happy 40th Anniversary USC SongGirls

Barry hates on
Superman.

List-o-rama
Top 10 hockey quotes
5 most awesome spaceships from TV
3 movies mad scientists love
Bad Bond schemes

Unleash the Sexy Dragon

I, for one, welcome our new vampiric overlords.

Mike Tomlin comes to a shocking realization

Getting to know Texas Tech

Not a good week for Tawmmy

Always a good week with
Minka Kelly

Link of the Week
Best use of term "magic cooch" evar!!11!!!!

The Links for October 30th

Both the Oblation Board and the Specters of Indifference are bewitched by this truth about human beings: that innocence is different from experience. The Oblation Board fears and hates Dust, and the Specters feast on it, but it's Dust both of them are obsessed by.

Theme Song - Halloween Week gosta go with Rocky Horror
Time Warp

LOLCat of the Week
Bonus LOLCat

The Jambaroo with BDD

Dr. Manhattan's wang

This might be the saddest news I have ever had to deliver, the UCLA undie run is no more.

Jesus explains week 8

List-o-rama
Geek halloween costumes - Always nice to satisfy my Sailor Mercury fetish
And Scary old costume pictures
Top 10 coaches tirades
Athletes dressed up for Halloween

Wall-E vs The Dark Knight Quien es mas Oscar macho

And now another episode of "AHH FUCK!" theater

Congratulations to the Phillies. The Emo Eagles are a little less emo.

Link(s) of the Week presents The BDD Book Tour
A primer for new NFL head coaches
Write your own EW cover article
At Deadspin, my goodness
Interviews Leitch
Go buy the book.

The Links for October 23rd

First of all: Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette - Gargamel did! She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario - Huh! I - it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual, th-they don't even have...reproductive organs under those little...white...pants. That's what's so illogical, y'know, about being a Smurf. Y'know what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

LOLCat of the Week

Theme Song - none

The Jambaroo

An excellent write up on kids getting burnt out on sports.

Tommy is upset, to say the least.
Drink fully of the Haterade.

Oh and the other Tommy isn't doing so hot either.

You have got to be shitting me.

BKV's
Runaways is one of the best initial comic runs EVAR !!11!!!!!

List-o-rama
Giant robots
13 worse wrestling gimmicks - how dare you talk trash on Disco Inferno
Ipods through time
5 ways to save Heroes

You got, Knocked The Fuck Out !!!!

What is in Cool Whip, same thing as lube.

GOW2 preview

Marmalard in England

Link of the Week
Wow, this is just wrong.

Retro Links for October 16th

But we have soothed ourselves into imagining sudden change as something that happens outside the normal order of things. An accident, like a car crash. Or beyond our control, like a fatal illness. We do not conceive of sudden, radical, irrational change as built into the very fabric of existence. Yet it is.

Theme Song
A.F.I. - Paper Airplanes (Makeshift Wings)

LOLCat of the Week

The Jambaroo

Week 6 in LOL fashion. The first one is funny because all Patriots Fan's are evil evil people.

These photos of the sun are absolutely amazing.

The entire collection of The Misadventures of Hello Cthulhu

List-o-rama
10 greatest sports curses
Want to oogle gymnists and not feel pervy, College OTR got you covered. 10 hot college gymnists.
10 dumbest Avenger moments not written by Brian Bendis
Cartmen's 9 most evil moments.
50 hottest women in tennis

I wish I was a Parasaurolophus
Cause if I was a Parasaurolophus
I'd do things a Parasaurolophus would do
I'd communicate with you

SHIT B OFF

Sad stock trader is sad.

The Sam Bowe story in this article is great. "I never recruited agaisnt Kentucky again."

Link of the Week
I about peed myself on the last one.
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