The Links for Thursday June 26th

"People think it's an obsession. A compulsion. As if there were an irresistible impulse to act. It's never been like that. I chose this life. I know what I'm doing. And on any given day, I could stop doing it. Today, however, isn't that day. And tomorrow won't be either."

Theme Song Jonathan Coulton - RE: Your Brains
"All we want to do is eat your brainsWe're not unreasonable; I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes"

Last weeks, Balls Deep, which is OK to link to since there were no links last week.

LOLCat of the week

Great great look at the F1 Scandal from last year.

Celtics Win, Celtics Win
Drink fully of the Haterade

This would be why I still run a computer with Windows2000 SP4 on it.

Wow this would be really cool.

This link reminds me of a funny story from the Super Bowl this year. Fox had these bumper promos where the Fox Football robot would get into a fight with a Terminator robot. This had my friend totally pissed off. He could not stand the fact that the Football robot would even get a punch in on the Terminator, since the Terminator is the most badass robot ever. Anyway I feel the same way about the Superman vs. Scorpion screenshot.

Fun with Pacman Baleez dat!

Not nearly as dirty as it sounds. I always thought is was called noodling.

Link of the Week - Must watch video.
"Hey Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes."

Retro Links - From 11/9/07

The Links is older than any of you know, and contrary to popular mythology, it did not begin as a paradise. For untold eons, demons walked the Earth, made it their home, their Hell. In time, they lost their purchase on this reality, and the way was made for mortal animals. For Man. What remains of the Old Ones are vestiges: certain magics, certain creatures.The books tell that the last demon to leave this reality fed off a human, mixed their blood. He was a human form possessed—infected—by the demon's soul. He bit another and another... and so they walk the Earth, feeding. Killing some, mixing their blood with others to make more of their kind. Waiting for the animals to die out and the Old Ones to return.

Best LOL Cat EVar!!11!!!!!!

The Jambaroo

The Houston Texans Cheerleaders at Halloween time, good Lord make sure it is cheerleader in the picture before you expand the thumbnail, as always the Dorothy outfit is my favorite

The Bounty continues to rise, no one can resist a goodie bag.

In memory of Mister Robert Goulet, or as i shall always know him Lancelot

TurnKey Brand Index - I got no idea what the fuck this is but it seems cool

Proof of Ancient Egyptian Zombie attacks - We need to send Kurt Russel back through the stargate now.

Bill Simmons is either a giant douche or a turd sandwich, not sure which one. Everything he says i then take out on my brother-in-law. Fucking Massholes

I love that this has it's own Wiki

OK, to prepare you guys for your trip to the Allegheny National Forest here is the BigFoot Research Organization homepage. Please note the tips for looking for BigFoot and the link to the Les Stroud

Link of the Week

Links - June 12th 2008

"Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?"

Theme Song: The Boss - Radio Nowhere

LOLCAT of the week

Balls Deep got some advice for recent college grads

The War in Iraq, High Gas prices, Global warming, No this is the most important debate of our time

The plus 3 theory interests me, I shall apply it to real life and let you know what i think. I do have a coralary that any woman in a USC Song Girls uniform has a +4

Roger Clemens sad decent into baseball jokedom continues

Just for the post title alone

I for one welcome our peeping tom alien overlords

Emo Eagles are Emo

This is, admittingly, pretty bad ass

How does the conversation go with the contractor
"Yeah we want this bedroom to be more of an observation room, you know, still a bedroom but with a bed at one end and theater seating at the other."

Holy Shit!!! You mean the NBA fixes games by assigning certain refs.
In even more shocking news NASCAR is both sexists and racist

Link of the Week
Wade, Jerry and Adam
Bonus Link to the PacMan Vocab

Links - June 5th 2008

Have you forgotten your pride Kakarot. We are Saiyans, the mightiest warriors in the universe. I can still remember the day that we first sent you to this planet as an infant. We had high hopes for you then Kakarot, why have you not carried out your mission? Kakarot!

Theme Song: Green Day - Minority

LOLCat of the week

Bonus LOLCat

Mrs Clinton's last few pandering moments.
Drink fully of the Haterade.

I am blown away that a sea lion was able to understand the transitive property

OOKIE done be smoking some Secret of NIMH. I so would of used that one in college. Nickname, not fermetted rat shit.

The sports Guy take on the NBA finals.
Even if you don't care just go through to read the crap Phil Jackson wrote in his book about Kobe in 2004, wow

BDD comes out of the blog closet and publishes a book

SHIT IN SPACE !!!!!!!!

It is all very bizarre then you get to the last 4 paragraphs and it gets even 1=43001">wierded

Top 25 Guitar Rifts EVAR !!!!!

Go Big Red!!

Great news, Jozy is a freaken beast and a transfer to Spain will do wonders for his game.

You need these spells !!!

Links of the Week
The fine gentlemen at KSK at thier best
Wade and Jerry
and
Little New Age Outlaws love

Retro Links - From 12/6/2007

"I can believe things that are true and I can believe things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not. I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and Marilyn Monroe and the Beatles and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen — I believe in the links. I believe that people are perfectible, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkledy lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women. I believe that the future sucks and I believe that the future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone's ass. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theaters from state to state. I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I still believe that they are better than the alternative. I believe that California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste. I believe that antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we'll all be wiped out by the common cold like the Martians in War of the Worlds. I believe that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one-armed Siberian shaman. I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself. I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive. I believe in an empty and godless universe of causal chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck. I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know what's going on will lie about the little things too. I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a woman's right to choose, a baby's right to live, that while all human life is sacred there's nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system. I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it."

The Jambaroo - So not only did I use the phrase "Superman dat ho" last night in front of brigitte, i then had to explain to her what it meant.

I like to think in my little head that not only do you enjoy getting this every week, but that you forward it to friends and i have this massive cult following at The Rock.
Peyton's Priceless PepTalks = FN hilarious, "bagpiping" cracked me the F up


A facinating article discussing the importance and history of "Stairway to Heaven"

Penalties for outrageous scenes in sports movies

Slusho!!!! You can't drink just Six

A comprehensive list of all of Chris "You're with me Leather" Berman's Bermanisms for baseball players

Feel free to buy this for me for Christmas, or steal it from someone who has it


Yippee YEE-HAW!!!!!!


Another fine Slate musical article, this time on the importance of Thriller

The blog name is only topped by the post name. Fun story, everytime Najeh breaks free a run I refer to it as dropping one in the hamper. Good times.

Link of the week - "Freelance all over my face" ewwwww

Links - May 22,2008

You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well-scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed? Pure West Virginia. What's your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you … all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars … while you could only dream of getting out … getting anywhere … getting all the way to the FBI.


Theme Song
Violent Femmes - Kiss Off

Balls Deep with BDD

EPIC FAIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLCAT of the Week

Jesus!!! I just need my gravity bong and a bottle of visine and I am so there

I myself was a nice eating Club at Yale

A good Cup breakdown

"use corpses as a meat shield" - F Yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember, he is married to a playmate, or was married, not real sure. Anyway he aint gay, not that there is anything wrong with that

Nice series of articles on the conflicts between the Global Warming Crowd and the Enviromentalist Crowd.

Congrats to LandyCakes for 100 CAPS

Damn... TinTin was some racist shit

Link of the Week
BDD reaction to the FN owners opting out of the FN labor deal and effectively choking the golden goose like a 13 year-old finding a playboy in the alley.