Thursday, July 24, 2008

The Links for July 24th

"I make good life choices—mostly because they're forced on me—but I make them, and I find myself in unpleasant situations all the time. You know why? Because even if you have a choice it can and will be taken away from you. We're all fate's bitch. You might as well go ahead and bend over for destiny now. "

Theme Song
2 Words - Kanye West

Balls Deep goes to the Olympics.

LOLCat of the Week.

Big Ben's new swimming hole.

I find it hard to believe they even have bombers that can make it here anymore.

KSK NFC North Preview
mmmm Football and with the return of football comes the return on the Bears and the return of The Sex Cannon.

Great write-up in Wired about WarGames.
I did not know that John Lennon was in serious negotiations to play Professor Falken at the time of his murder.

List-o-rama
25 best movie sountracks, Nothing beats Singles. I had a midlife crisis at 18 after seeing that movie. These GenY whiny Emo bitches got nothing on my GenX angst.
5 Most Hated Athletes
10 ways to protect your junk and your brain from evil cellphones.
10 best monsters. Neil Gaimen is one twisted dude. Loved Anansai Boys though, great book. I must take offense to him leaving "The Gentlemen" from the Buffy episode "Hush" off his list.

Your a dirty pirate whore!!

These guys better not screw it up. I don't like Kidd on the team. He is going to take minutes away from Paul and be a defensive liability in the international game. I don't like having only 1 true 5 on the team. and way too many 2s.

If you are a USC Song Girl maybe you should take down your FaceBook page.
Look who gets a shoutout in SI this week. Sweetie I have seen the above pictures, the answer isn't "Your Smile"

It comes but only 3 times a year. The UCLA underwear run.

Ain't no party like a Kenny Iron's Party, cause a Kenny Iron's party don't stop.
Huh, So that is where all the white woman are at.

MTV is going to rape my adolescense.

Link of the Week
Good old Double J and Pacman in da house!!!

Thursday, July 17, 2008

The Links for July 17th 2008

"On one side, you have ... a lawyer who goes to the wrong church who is married to yet another lawyer who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run. Now, on the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology married to a good-looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship. What in Lord's name are you lads thinking over there in the colonies?"

LOLCat of the week

Theme Song
None

Balls Deep with BDD

EW's Top 25 Death Scenes.
My favorite quote about scene number 13 in the list.
"And Jedi's the most insulting installment. Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white! "

The Red Sox got jobbed by the ESPYs, Tommy is noticable upset.
Drink fully of the Haterade

Some excellent wrestling vignettes from the 80's

Wait til they get a load of
me
.

Rock Band 2 Update
Set List
Premium Drum Kit

Famous for nothing, I wish i would of thought of that.

Happy 50th birthday, world's largest tsunami.

History Lesson
Female Athletes and thier Playboy covers.

You know how I know the NFL season is just arround the corner.
The return of horseballs.

Awake Soldiers > Tired Soldiers, no shit.

Excellent editorial in the WSJ about the Steelers and getting F'd by estate taxes.

Link of the Week
Fight the
Belgium Menace

Thursday, July 10, 2008

The Links for July 10th 2008

Please. You took out all the suspense. In a horror movie, the killer does not grab a bull horn and announce: "Attention unsupervised teens here at the lake house. At precisely 3 am, I'm gonna jump outta that closet right there and hack you all up with a machete. PS: Fire is my one weakness."

Theme Song: Pink Floyd - One Slip

Balls Deep with BDD looks at the enigma that is Brett Favre.

LOLCat of the week

A good look at the ACC raid of the Big East 5 years later.

Who has opposable thumbs and fucked over the entire state of West Virginia, this guy.

A little advice for you, always let the wookie win.

Ladies and Gentlemen your 2008 Bejing Olympics. My favorite disaster on the list is the Locusts. Like that Yankees/Tribe playoff game last year but bigger bugs and no Joba Chamberlin.


"Hey Kordell, I like walking arround in Schenley Park at night too .... no homo"

Serious Soccer Link
Was sending Jozy to Spain really a good idea?

List-o-rama
10 worst planes EVAR !!111!!!!!!!!
10 worst sports logos EVAR 1!!!1111!!!!!
10 Drunk photos you don't want to be in.
8 highly disturbing ER stories. I mean really really bad. I have linked to some bad stuff but some of these are really gross.

New Stadium Conduct Rules for the NFL

For information purposes only. USA USA !!!! 21?? Who let that old hag on the team.

Link of the Week
Matt Jones finds himself on the
wrong side
of the law.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Retro Links - April 10th 2008

For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between those who claimed that your life belongs to God and those who claimed that it belongs to your neighbors - between those who preached that the good is self-sacrifice for the sake of ghosts in heaven and those who preached that the good is self-sacrifice for the sake of incompetents on earth. And no one came to say that your life belongs to you and that the good is to live it.

Theme Song
I Will Follow - U2
Next time you are getting all drunk and serious with your hoochie, look at her, get real serious and tell her "Your eyes make a circle." What the fuck is that suppose to mean Bono?

No Balls Deep today just The Balls

Kill Kill Kill

10 most hated people on the ebays

New favorite TV series

LOLCat of the week
Bonus Star Wars LOLCat

Deadspin 2 verse 7 previews

Pick a new Goal Song

Congrats, Keep reading the quote til it sets in

Shiny happy fun time

Fascinating look into copyright law and how it might enable Superman to battle Dr. Doom.

Link o'da' Week
Man I love me some Wade and Jerry

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Links for Thursday July 3rd

Dude, don't you have enough? I mean, you got tons of money, a jet, and the biggest rock band in the world, a hot wife, and you've been knighted. I mean, at some point, can't you just kind of fuck off?

Theme Song
Phantom Planet - California

LOLCat of the Week

Balls Deep with BDD

Fascinating article on King James future departure to the Nets.

Wes Walkah doesn't like cornerbacks

Fuck Marian Hossa, no link, just fuck him in the eye socket.
We will let PittGirl handle the linkage for this.

Top 10 worse examples of Women in Refrigerators
Quick synopsis from the wiki
To injure, kill, or depower a woman as a plot device within various superhero comic books.

And now the continuation of "The Adventures of Fitty"

DWade needs some help taking it to the rim.

Sweet this ESPN article gives me an exscuse to use one of my favorite NFL jokes:
"Rodney Harrison leads with his head more then Jenna Jamison"

Dude I played Friday the 13th, it wasn't as bad as made out here, except all the screens did look the same

Tactical Assault Segways

Links of the Week
I greatly look forward to walking down the the gas station down the street across from "Hook Fish and Chicken" and buying a knock-off #4 Favre Chicago Bears jersey, the orange alternative one. As for Aaron Rogers, not taking it too well.