The Links for October 30th

Both the Oblation Board and the Specters of Indifference are bewitched by this truth about human beings: that innocence is different from experience. The Oblation Board fears and hates Dust, and the Specters feast on it, but it's Dust both of them are obsessed by.

Theme Song - Halloween Week gosta go with Rocky Horror
Time Warp

LOLCat of the Week
Bonus LOLCat

The Jambaroo with BDD

Dr. Manhattan's wang

This might be the saddest news I have ever had to deliver, the UCLA undie run is no more.

Jesus explains week 8

List-o-rama
Geek halloween costumes - Always nice to satisfy my Sailor Mercury fetish
And Scary old costume pictures
Top 10 coaches tirades
Athletes dressed up for Halloween

Wall-E vs The Dark Knight Quien es mas Oscar macho

And now another episode of "AHH FUCK!" theater

Congratulations to the Phillies. The Emo Eagles are a little less emo.

Link(s) of the Week presents The BDD Book Tour
A primer for new NFL head coaches
Write your own EW cover article
At Deadspin, my goodness
Interviews Leitch
Go buy the book.

The Links for October 23rd

First of all: Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette - Gargamel did! She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario - Huh! I - it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual, th-they don't even have...reproductive organs under those little...white...pants. That's what's so illogical, y'know, about being a Smurf. Y'know what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

LOLCat of the Week

Theme Song - none

The Jambaroo

An excellent write up on kids getting burnt out on sports.

Tommy is upset, to say the least.
Drink fully of the Haterade.

Oh and the other Tommy isn't doing so hot either.

You have got to be shitting me.

BKV's
Runaways is one of the best initial comic runs EVAR !!11!!!!!

List-o-rama
Giant robots
13 worse wrestling gimmicks - how dare you talk trash on Disco Inferno
Ipods through time
5 ways to save Heroes

You got, Knocked The Fuck Out !!!!

What is in Cool Whip, same thing as lube.

GOW2 preview

Marmalard in England

Link of the Week
Wow, this is just wrong.

Retro Links for October 16th

But we have soothed ourselves into imagining sudden change as something that happens outside the normal order of things. An accident, like a car crash. Or beyond our control, like a fatal illness. We do not conceive of sudden, radical, irrational change as built into the very fabric of existence. Yet it is.

Theme Song
A.F.I. - Paper Airplanes (Makeshift Wings)

LOLCat of the Week

The Jambaroo

Week 6 in LOL fashion. The first one is funny because all Patriots Fan's are evil evil people.

These photos of the sun are absolutely amazing.

The entire collection of The Misadventures of Hello Cthulhu

List-o-rama
10 greatest sports curses
Want to oogle gymnists and not feel pervy, College OTR got you covered. 10 hot college gymnists.
10 dumbest Avenger moments not written by Brian Bendis
Cartmen's 9 most evil moments.
50 hottest women in tennis

I wish I was a Parasaurolophus
Cause if I was a Parasaurolophus
I'd do things a Parasaurolophus would do
I'd communicate with you

SHIT B OFF

Sad stock trader is sad.

The Sam Bowe story in this article is great. "I never recruited agaisnt Kentucky again."

Link of the Week
I about peed myself on the last one.
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The Links for October 9th

Well, don't worry! I'm not going to do what you think I'm going to do, which is flip out! But let me just say, as I ease out of the office I helped build -- sorry, but it's a fact -- that there is such a thing as manners. A way of treating people... These fish have manners! They have manners. In fact. They're coming with me! I'm starting a new company, and the fish will come with me and... you can call me sentimental. But if anybody else wants to come with me, this moment will be the ground floor of something real and fun and inspiring and true in this godforsaken business and we will do it together! Who's coming with me besides..."Flipper" here?

Theme Song
Johnny Cash - A Boy Named Sue

The Jambaroo

LOLCat of the Week

Seriously, how is this not bigger news, that is the same force as a small nuclear bomb.

Checking in with former Penguins.

These guys are going to need
24 hour police protection. Never good when you say "there might be some debate about canon."

These are some seriously out of control Band Geeks.

List-o-rama
25 Best/Worst Star Wars moments
25 Best movie soundtracks of the past 25 years
SciFi Sibling Rivalries
6 emails indicating your company is going down. I have experienced all 6 of these.
Top 10 women who dated George Costanza.

KSK has an excellent plan to save our economy.

YouTubage
Knights of the Round summons from FF7

Drinking, college and you, a survey. Also on the right, a nice bikini carwash photo gallery.

The photoshopped removed
Song Girl from last week.

F Yeah !!!

Link of the Week
Wade, Jerry and Adam
quackquack in dat azz goes under "Personel Time"

The Links for October 2nd

If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time.

Theme Song
Michael Jackson - Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

The Jambaroo

LOLCat of the Week hits a little too close to home this week. Stupid cats.

List-o-rama
15 hottest women on TV, mmmm Blake Lively
12 coolest sci-fi death scenes
Jim's best Office pranks

Charles Haley has issues

Really? My KSK heroes are going legit on me?

Pittgirl breaks down week 4. All things are possible with Skippy when sluts are on the line.

Wii HD

We are trapped in a space-time bubble of emotions.

A rant on how much the Toy Megatron sucked iz-ass!!

I just noticed a shocking lack of T&A in this post. This should help.

Count Al fires Lane Kiffen

The poor poor man couldn't take it anymore. If baseball wasn't dead to me I would be more broke up about this.

I know funny, and
this is funny.

Link of the Week
Ben visits Silky for some pleasure.