The Links for December 11th

But you didn't have to. People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort. That's the law of nature, and you defied it. That's why I hired you. You could have married rich, could have been a model, you could have just shown up and people would have given you stuff. Lots of stuff, but you didn't, you worked your stunning little ass off.

Theme Song
Midnight - Ice T
Absolutely the best old school Gangsta rhyme EVAR !!111!!!!!!!!!

LOLCat of the Week
Bonus LOLCat Its funny cause kids are evil.

The Jambaroo - Now with extra sacrilige.

This story just blows my mind. He became a multi-millionaire by gold farming.

Buyer Beware.

mmmm Olivia Munns

List-o-rama
10 bad-ass cars
22 books better then the movies. - You should read "His Dark Materials". Excellent books.
10 things rich white people hate.
15 Best Movie Bullies
10 best unproduced scripts in hollywood

The Japanese are really wierd. Wonder how she feels about tentacles?

The best way to choose a Hiesman winner, school cheerleaders

Link of the Week
Tommy meets Mickey

The Links for November 20th

Oh God, they go apeshit over bubbles. I mean, that's an incredible thing about a child. What's so great about bubbles? I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like bubbles. It's totally sad; their smiling faces point out your inability to enjoy anything.

Theme Song
Sublime - KRS-One

LOLCat of the YEAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Jambaroo

Ian Flemming - sexist pig

BEST TOASTER EVAHRR !!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

List-o-rama
18 best Bond death scenes
75 comics to movies
5 strange athlete
endorsements
15 worse album covers of all time

SHOCKER !!!!

Some deep stuff, God doesn't roll dice.

Tawmmy is not pleased with Tennessee

Mrs Palin chilling by the pool.

GEEK
This cover to Green Lantern #39 is most baddass. Now we have met the Green, Yellow, Red, Blue and Orange lanterns. That leaves Indigo and Violet.
END GEEK

Another week, another cheerleader controversy

Really really messed up. Like creepy scary messed up. And the
wiki article doesn't make it any less F'D up.

J Peezy GON TALK

Nicolodian chicks all grown up.

Pacman is reinstated. Best new Pacman word evarr!~~~``````1111!!! dickantula

Link of the Week
Wow, some redneck hilarity

The Links for November 13th

I am a choreographer. It's what I do. You are cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to transform your stiff, robotic routines into poetry written with the human body. Follow me or perish, sweater-monkeys.

LOLCat of the Week

Theme Song
REM - Pop Song 89

The Jambaroo

God that game sucked ass bigtime.

List-o-rama
Top 10 cheerleader scandals
20 toys not yet turned into movies - I would go see a madballs movie.
11 movie tomboys
20 hottest cheerleading
squads
Companies that destroy the world

Set phaser's to Geek,

Dr. Paul talks sense to the masses.

"And I never recruited agaisnt Kentucky again", again, WTF!!!

An interview with the great PittGirl

And PittGirl's love letter to Pittsburgh

Wade and Jerry do Japan and ripoff Contact

Very good read on the election results.

The Pensblog recaps that
amazing game from Tuesday night.

Link of the Week
Fantasy and Fantasy, nice

The Links for November 6th

"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's greatest civilizations has been 200 years. Great nations rise and fall. The people go from bondage to spiritual truth, to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency, from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependence, from dependence back again to bondage."

Theme Song
Billy Joel - Miami 2017

LOLCat of the Week

The Jambaroo

I, for one, welcome our new liger hybrid overlords.

Happy 40th Anniversary USC SongGirls

Barry hates on
Superman.

List-o-rama
Top 10 hockey quotes
5 most awesome spaceships from TV
3 movies mad scientists love
Bad Bond schemes

Unleash the Sexy Dragon

I, for one, welcome our new vampiric overlords.

Mike Tomlin comes to a shocking realization

Getting to know Texas Tech

Not a good week for Tawmmy

Always a good week with
Minka Kelly

Link of the Week
Best use of term "magic cooch" evar!!11!!!!

The Links for October 30th

Both the Oblation Board and the Specters of Indifference are bewitched by this truth about human beings: that innocence is different from experience. The Oblation Board fears and hates Dust, and the Specters feast on it, but it's Dust both of them are obsessed by.

Theme Song - Halloween Week gosta go with Rocky Horror
Time Warp

LOLCat of the Week
Bonus LOLCat

The Jambaroo with BDD

Dr. Manhattan's wang

This might be the saddest news I have ever had to deliver, the UCLA undie run is no more.

Jesus explains week 8

List-o-rama
Geek halloween costumes - Always nice to satisfy my Sailor Mercury fetish
And Scary old costume pictures
Top 10 coaches tirades
Athletes dressed up for Halloween

Wall-E vs The Dark Knight Quien es mas Oscar macho

And now another episode of "AHH FUCK!" theater

Congratulations to the Phillies. The Emo Eagles are a little less emo.

Link(s) of the Week presents The BDD Book Tour
A primer for new NFL head coaches
Write your own EW cover article
At Deadspin, my goodness
Interviews Leitch
Go buy the book.

The Links for October 23rd

First of all: Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette - Gargamel did! She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario - Huh! I - it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual, th-they don't even have...reproductive organs under those little...white...pants. That's what's so illogical, y'know, about being a Smurf. Y'know what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

LOLCat of the Week

Theme Song - none

The Jambaroo

An excellent write up on kids getting burnt out on sports.

Tommy is upset, to say the least.
Drink fully of the Haterade.

Oh and the other Tommy isn't doing so hot either.

You have got to be shitting me.

BKV's
Runaways is one of the best initial comic runs EVAR !!11!!!!!

List-o-rama
Giant robots
13 worse wrestling gimmicks - how dare you talk trash on Disco Inferno
Ipods through time
5 ways to save Heroes

You got, Knocked The Fuck Out !!!!

What is in Cool Whip, same thing as lube.

GOW2 preview

Marmalard in England

Link of the Week
Wow, this is just wrong.

Retro Links for October 16th

But we have soothed ourselves into imagining sudden change as something that happens outside the normal order of things. An accident, like a car crash. Or beyond our control, like a fatal illness. We do not conceive of sudden, radical, irrational change as built into the very fabric of existence. Yet it is.

Theme Song
A.F.I. - Paper Airplanes (Makeshift Wings)

LOLCat of the Week

The Jambaroo

Week 6 in LOL fashion. The first one is funny because all Patriots Fan's are evil evil people.

These photos of the sun are absolutely amazing.

The entire collection of The Misadventures of Hello Cthulhu

List-o-rama
10 greatest sports curses
Want to oogle gymnists and not feel pervy, College OTR got you covered. 10 hot college gymnists.
10 dumbest Avenger moments not written by Brian Bendis
Cartmen's 9 most evil moments.
50 hottest women in tennis

I wish I was a Parasaurolophus
Cause if I was a Parasaurolophus
I'd do things a Parasaurolophus would do
I'd communicate with you

SHIT B OFF

Sad stock trader is sad.

The Sam Bowe story in this article is great. "I never recruited agaisnt Kentucky again."

Link of the Week
I about peed myself on the last one.
Truthful Advertisements

The Links for October 9th

Well, don't worry! I'm not going to do what you think I'm going to do, which is flip out! But let me just say, as I ease out of the office I helped build -- sorry, but it's a fact -- that there is such a thing as manners. A way of treating people... These fish have manners! They have manners. In fact. They're coming with me! I'm starting a new company, and the fish will come with me and... you can call me sentimental. But if anybody else wants to come with me, this moment will be the ground floor of something real and fun and inspiring and true in this godforsaken business and we will do it together! Who's coming with me besides..."Flipper" here?

Theme Song
Johnny Cash - A Boy Named Sue

The Jambaroo

LOLCat of the Week

Seriously, how is this not bigger news, that is the same force as a small nuclear bomb.

Checking in with former Penguins.

These guys are going to need
24 hour police protection. Never good when you say "there might be some debate about canon."

These are some seriously out of control Band Geeks.

List-o-rama
25 Best/Worst Star Wars moments
25 Best movie soundtracks of the past 25 years
SciFi Sibling Rivalries
6 emails indicating your company is going down. I have experienced all 6 of these.
Top 10 women who dated George Costanza.

KSK has an excellent plan to save our economy.

YouTubage
Knights of the Round summons from FF7

Drinking, college and you, a survey. Also on the right, a nice bikini carwash photo gallery.

The photoshopped removed
Song Girl from last week.

F Yeah !!!

Link of the Week
Wade, Jerry and Adam
quackquack in dat azz goes under "Personel Time"

The Links for October 2nd

If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time.

Theme Song
Michael Jackson - Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

The Jambaroo

LOLCat of the Week hits a little too close to home this week. Stupid cats.

List-o-rama
15 hottest women on TV, mmmm Blake Lively
12 coolest sci-fi death scenes
Jim's best Office pranks

Charles Haley has issues

Really? My KSK heroes are going legit on me?

Pittgirl breaks down week 4. All things are possible with Skippy when sluts are on the line.

Wii HD

We are trapped in a space-time bubble of emotions.

A rant on how much the Toy Megatron sucked iz-ass!!

I just noticed a shocking lack of T&A in this post. This should help.

Count Al fires Lane Kiffen

The poor poor man couldn't take it anymore. If baseball wasn't dead to me I would be more broke up about this.

I know funny, and
this is funny.

Link of the Week
Ben visits Silky for some pleasure.

The Links for September 25th

A psychedelic experience is a journey to new realms of consciousness. The scope and content of the experience is limitless, but its characteristic features are the transcendence of verbal concepts, of space-time dimensions, and of the ego or identity. Such experiences of enlarged consciousness can occur in a variety of ways: sensory deprivation, yoga exercises, disciplined meditation, religious or aesthetic ecstasies, or spontaneously. Most recently they have become available to anyone through the ingestion of psychedelic drugs such as LSD, psilocybin, mescaline, DMT, etc. Of course, the drug does not produce the transcendent experience. It merely acts as a chemical key — it opens the mind, frees the nervous system of its ordinary patterns and structures.

Theme Song
Aerosmith - Deuces Are Wild

LOLCat of the Week

The Jambaroo

Hines celebrates talk like a pirate day.

Another week, another undie run

The Women of Curling 2009 calender has hit shelves.

List-o-rama
7 Ways the WWE could make the Ryder Cup cooler
10 shocking xbox 360 revelations
10 strangest things in space
13 greatest error messages of all time
9 life lessons from Goodfellas
25 great Ari quotes from entourage

Someone hacks ocho cinco's gmail account

When I think slutty cheerleaders I think Idaho???

Heroes season 3 preview

Bateman: Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?
Van Patten: Ed Gein? Maitre d' at Canal Bar?
Bateman: No, serial killer, Wisconsin in the fifties.
McDermott: So what did Ed say?
Bateman: When I see a pretty girl walking down the street I think two things. One part of me wants to take her out and talk to her and be real nice and sweet and treat her right.
McDermott: And what did the other part think?
Bateman: What her head would look like on a stick

Yeah they are turning the above film into a musical on Broadway.

Oh fudge yeah !!!

The Washington Capitols, still gay.

Link of the Week
Northwestern's Gossip Girl Blog. Not a blog about the show or the books mind you. But the concept from the books brought to life on the campus of Northwestern. I was absolutely fascinated by this. I have no clue who these people are and i was eating it up.

The Links for September 18th

To choose order over disorder, or disorder over order, is to accept a trip composed of both the creative and the destructive. But to choose the creative over the destructive is an all-creative trip composed of both order and disorder. To accomplish this, one need only accept creative disorder along with, and equal to, creative order, and also willing to reject destructive order as an undesirable equal to destructive disorder.

Theme Song
Kanye West - Spaceship

The Jambaroo with BDD

LOLCat of the Week

Wow I feel really stupid and worthless after reading this. I invented a way to balance both a beer and the remote on my belly, that count for anything?

Embrace Change

List-o-rama
Top 6 crazy-ass celeb true stories
Top 5 athletes hosting SNL
24 best TV quotes
8 cool scifi concept vehicles

Who didn't vote USC #1
Add me to the list.
2Port Top 5
1 Georgia 3-0
2 SoCal 2-0
3 Florida 2-0
4 Oklahoma 3-0
5 LSU 2-0
I refuse to believe Missouri is for rizzly

The economy is going to hell and we only have 1 man to blame.

In these trying political, social and economic times you need a candidate you can believe in. A candidate who has been arround. A candidate who could look a shoggoth right in its eyes and say "No sir, no transmutation here today" Only one candidate can do this
Nurglon.

How to hack a VP nominees yahoo account. Hope it wasn't illegal to read this.


This is actually a little uncomfortable to read.

The father of all Cylons

Link of the Week
Marmalard is pissed at Eddy Guns

The Links for Spetember 11th

Holy wack unlyrical lyrics Andre, you're right
Sorry i had mucho blogger trouble last week


For the second test, we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an "unsatisfactory" mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!

Theme Song
Dream Theater - Space Dye-Vest Yeah thats some good Prog-Rock-Emo right there.

LOLCat of the Week

BDD drinks fully of the haterade this week in The Jambaroo

Thursday Links would like to congratulate the Pittsburgh Pirates on thier 16th loosing season.

PittGirl breaks down week 1 in motivational form

This is comforting. I, for one welcome our new blackhole creating Swedish overlords. I see no way this could end badly.

Oh sweet baby Xenu. I just can't even imagine, oh wow. Um i need a minute.
More on the Rent-a-cheerleader front. Great Giggity giggity.

Oookie isn't happy with his place in life and VY might be cracking up a bit.

List-o-rama
10 really crappy video games from scifi
10 best fictional bands
10 quaotable 80's comedies

Yeah this economy is real tough on all of us.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tawmmy
reacts
Matt meets the coach

EW's great right up on GG

Link of the Week
I about pissed myself reading this. Lee Fuckin Evans.

The Links for September 4th

As adults we're imbued by the pragmatic routines of daily life which make it difficult for us to regard anything with childlike wonder. But you know it's alright for us to try. We put on silly hats, drape trees in sparkly lights and wrap gifts in garish paper and that's good for us. It's not only alright to allow children the transient experience of innocence and joy, it's our responsibility.

Theme Song
Tesla - Modern Day Cowboy

You've waited all summer, Finally The Jambaroo has come back to The Links.

LOLCat of the Week

Pacman Jones, no longer suspended

2Port Top 5
1. Georgia 1-0
2. USC 1-0
3. Florida 1-0
4. Teh OSU 1-0
5. LSU 1-0

I agree with 3 of these selections completely. Mumra would be out and I would put Megatron in.

List-o-rama
Top 10 Real
men of genius ads
NFL players as He-Man villians

NFL Off-season arrest scorecard

Comparing the 90210 chicks

An excellent write up on my homie Tony Stewart

Possible VP does a gun and bikini shoot.(fake of course)

mmm choco tacos

A great write up on the creation process behind Bioshock.

Link of the Week
Biff is back

The Links for August 28th

I'm innocent. Well, except for a crime of passion. I did something stupid with someone and even worse than doing that stupid thing I did the same stupid thing with someone else and pretended I had never done that stupid thing before. You look confused, should I walk you through it?

Theme Song
A.F.I. - The Leaving Song Pt. 2

LOLCat of the Week

The last Balls Deep of 2008 with BDD

The continuity cop at Lucas Arts has to be the coolest job evar!!!!!
My favorite thing in this article was the idea of an Endor Holocaust after the end of Return. FN Ewoks die a slow painful death in a nuclear winter.

Fantasy Religious Draft depth board

List-o-rama
Top 10 things to look forward to this college football season
Top 5 dumbest goals
7 ways to teach a kid to ride a bike
Top 10 NFLers turned pro wrestler

Thursday Links prepares you for the openning of another NCAA Bowl Sub-division football season with great college football quotes

2Port Top 5
1. Georgia 0-0
2. USC 0-0
3. Florida 0-0
4. Teh OSU 0-0
5. LSU 0-0

Most depressing book EVAR!!!1!!!!! will be the most depressing movie evar!!!!!!

To prepare for the rapidly approaching hockey season, I present to you, The Shift

Just 37 days, 37 days. Maybe we should drink some Gretzky Haterade to help those 37 days pass by.

2008 Deadspin HOF class
Da Fuck Lion
Isiah Thomas
Buzz Bisinger

Suprise suprise, only a serious fool would live inside the city limits.

Even when they do something right they fuck it up.

I was going to write a little something up to explain to you why you should start watching Gossip Girl, but i will let The Angry T do it for me. XOXO 2Port

Link of the Week
Drew is already drinking the Fantasy Haterade.

The Links for August 21st

"Jack Fleming's house was above the old stadium," Cook continued. "He told me, when he was a child, Pitt would come out on the field, and he would sit on his mother's lap. His mother would point down at them. And his mother would say, 'Son, that's Pitt. You hate Pitt now. You hate Pitt tomorrow. You hate Pitt until the day you die. After that, you will hate Pitt for eternity.' "
I am a Pitt fan but that quote cracks me up.


Theme Song
Drive In Drive Out - Dave Mathews Band

Balls Deep gives us the first ever use of the NSFW tag on the links.
Balls Deep with BDD.

LOLCat of the Week

All your "Chinese olympic beach volleyball venues" belong to us

List-o-rama
10 lego recreations of classic photos
20 worse covers, I own one.

Top 5 underappreciated Simpson's characters

Too soon?

WTFTIWAGITGCTO File
Frame by Frame view of the Phelps 100m Fly finish
Micheal Phelps punani victory tour will be amazing.
I swear that one is like 12 or 11.
Phelps douche or no douche

Ultimate shitty quarterback

When the Earth farts. Some of these are real nasty.


Wade and Jerry

Some university presidents want to lower the drinking age to reduce binge drinking. Um yeah.

Deadspin Steelers Season Preview courtesy of Mondesi's House

Link of the Week
The Mandela bong makes my eyes red just looking at it.

Links for August 14th

Emily, please. It's Rory. What she tackles, she conquers. This girl could name the state capitals at 3, recite the periodic table at 4, discuss Schopenhauer's influence on Nietzsche when she was 10. She's read every book by every author with a Russian surname and had a 4.2 grade-point average at one of the toughest schools on the east coast. If she's excluding salmon puffs, she has a good reason to exclude salmon puffs. And I, for one, have complete confidence in her ability to tackle this job, and so should you.

Theme Song
Ten Speed - Coheed and Cambria

LOLCat of the Week.
Bonus LOLCat

Balls Deep on the Preseason Top 25.

List-orama
Top 10 hottest cheerleading squads.
Americas hardest drinking cities. We're number 11.
Top 10 sporting accomplishments that deserve an asterisk.
Top 30 wrestling finishers.
10 Geek movies that should of been good, but teh suxor

I honestly and truly hope this is the last time I ever link to Us Weekly. Next Model contestant use to be a dude.

Once I get one of these badboys, no one will be able to stop me.

WTFTIWAGITGCTO File
Fun with stereotypes, the best part is that no one in Spain had any problem with this, but us Americans are the assholes.
This is actually just staggering, but I saw a graphic indicating with warm up laps, qualifying and finals he is swimming 5.7 miles a day.
Yao Ming decides to help out the Thursday Links desire to see little to no Melo in the Olympics.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I so need to see this in action sometime this year, if I find out anyone in WPIAL is running it, i will go see a game.

Aaron Rogers looses his shit.

LONG ASS READ ALERT
"A Colder War" is a short story by Charles Stross. I first read it maybe 2 years ago when researching for my screenplay. It is an excellent story in which nuclear weapons are the least thing to fear between the USA and Soviet Union. Great Lovecraftian writing, great story.

Leave the old hag alone.

TMQ with who is responsible for the whole Favre debacle, hint it rhymes with pews.

Link of the Week - Drink fully of the Haterade
Tommy from Quinzee is excited for the
John Lynch era to begin.

The Links for August 7th

Whoa. Whoa! I-I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan. [lights go out] Now I'm having a wiggins.

Song of the Week
Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out

Fantasy Football goes Balls Deep

LOLCat of the Week

Casey Hampton is on the physically unable to perform list. His injury: fat.

I, for one, welcome our new virus infecting other virus overlords.

The Templar Knights want thier internet money.

After the experiencing the hell that is driving anywhere near Philadelphia, I now more fully understand the darkness in the souls of the Emo Eagles.

yvan eht nioj - Maybe now we can get the serious funding we need for my super smart dolphin ninja program.

Page 2 asks, If steroids are such a huge benefit why is the shot put record from 1990.

Rant Coming
Story on Lowland Gorilla discovery.
1. If you estimate there are 50,000 of something and then find out there are 175,000 of something, and the whole point of your job is to know how many of these things there are, then you fucking suck at you job.
2. Once you find 250% more of an animal then you though there were you can't fucking call them "Rare" anymore.
3. Just more proof that people who claim to know how the planet works are totally full of shit.
End Rant

List-o-rama
Top 10 overplayed college party songs
Top 10 toughest places to be the visiting team in college football.
10 crazy ass concept green cars.
6
hot chicks you got thier start on Saved by the Bell.

From the "Who the fuck thought giving China the Olympics was a good idea?" file
Some nice smog photos.
The US cycling team arrives, with masks.
It would be soooo totally bad-ass if when the US team enters the stadium for the openning ceromonies on Friday everyone was wearing this masks. Teach those sons-o-bitches to paint my kids Thomas Toys with lead paint.

More haterade for Team USA basketball.
Simple equation Carmello averages more than 14 minutes a game = they loose.

Link of the Week - Sexy Rexy
"Daddy, we want to see your dragon spit hot fire"

Retro Links - 3/27/2008

In honor of Ja-Bay being traded whilst I was on vacation. Regular links up this Thursday.


"Stood in firelight, sweltering. Bloodstain on chest like map of violent new continent. Felt cleansed. Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in night. Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat and God was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else. Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It's us. Only us. Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice, shattering them. Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world. Was Rorschach."

Theme Song
Dead Milkmen - Life is Shit

Here is your precious baseball, Where is your God now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Absolutely loved this FN book

Goddamn mini-golf

LOLCat of the week
ahhhh they are so cute I forgot about my murderous rage for a moment

I am glad the Rooney's cleared this up for me

Your MLS season preview

You too can now know who yo baby daddy is

Pirates season preview - This is the year they win 70, I can feel it

From the NL Central Season preview on Deadspin, no link, just quote:
"I hate being a Pirates fan. At least when the Cubs suck people still give them a sideways glance.

Shit, the Pirates wouldn't make national news unless Jason Bay ripped off his human mask, exposed himself as one of the aliens from "V", hit a grand slam that went into the river, consumed a live rat as he rounded the bases, and then jumped into the mothership, cackling manically about stealing all of Earth's water, and took off into the sky.
Well....
They still wouldn't make it into the top ten plays on ESPN, because I'm sure Jack Wilson would fuck it all up somehow. "

KSK Mock Draft
I choose "Chasing Amy." I always thought the ending with him and her not talking again then meeting again a year later and being cool with each other to show that each has grown was unnneccesary. They should break up, then Amy goes on some batshit crazy lezbian and blow bender, shoots smack into her eye and winds up dead in an alley.

Link of the Week
Big Daddy Drew is Balls Deep and in the Zone

The Links for July 24th

"I make good life choices—mostly because they're forced on me—but I make them, and I find myself in unpleasant situations all the time. You know why? Because even if you have a choice it can and will be taken away from you. We're all fate's bitch. You might as well go ahead and bend over for destiny now. "

Theme Song
2 Words - Kanye West

Balls Deep goes to the Olympics.

LOLCat of the Week.

Big Ben's new swimming hole.

I find it hard to believe they even have bombers that can make it here anymore.

KSK NFC North Preview
mmmm Football and with the return of football comes the return on the Bears and the return of The Sex Cannon.

Great write-up in Wired about WarGames.
I did not know that John Lennon was in serious negotiations to play Professor Falken at the time of his murder.

List-o-rama
25 best movie sountracks, Nothing beats Singles. I had a midlife crisis at 18 after seeing that movie. These GenY whiny Emo bitches got nothing on my GenX angst.
5 Most Hated Athletes
10 ways to protect your junk and your brain from evil cellphones.
10 best monsters. Neil Gaimen is one twisted dude. Loved Anansai Boys though, great book. I must take offense to him leaving "The Gentlemen" from the Buffy episode "Hush" off his list.

Your a dirty pirate whore!!

These guys better not screw it up. I don't like Kidd on the team. He is going to take minutes away from Paul and be a defensive liability in the international game. I don't like having only 1 true 5 on the team. and way too many 2s.

If you are a USC Song Girl maybe you should take down your FaceBook page.
Look who gets a shoutout in SI this week. Sweetie I have seen the above pictures, the answer isn't "Your Smile"

It comes but only 3 times a year. The UCLA underwear run.

Ain't no party like a Kenny Iron's Party, cause a Kenny Iron's party don't stop.
Huh, So that is where all the white woman are at.

MTV is going to rape my adolescense.

Link of the Week
Good old Double J and Pacman in da house!!!

The Links for July 17th 2008

"On one side, you have ... a lawyer who goes to the wrong church who is married to yet another lawyer who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run. Now, on the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology married to a good-looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship. What in Lord's name are you lads thinking over there in the colonies?"

LOLCat of the week

Theme Song
None

Balls Deep with BDD

EW's Top 25 Death Scenes.
My favorite quote about scene number 13 in the list.
"And Jedi's the most insulting installment. Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white! "

The Red Sox got jobbed by the ESPYs, Tommy is noticable upset.
Drink fully of the Haterade

Some excellent wrestling vignettes from the 80's

Wait til they get a load of
me.

Rock Band 2 Update
Set List
Premium Drum Kit

Famous for nothing, I wish i would of thought of that.

Happy 50th birthday, world's largest tsunami.

History Lesson
Female Athletes and thier Playboy covers.

You know how I know the NFL season is just arround the corner.
The return of horseballs.

Awake Soldiers > Tired Soldiers, no shit.

Excellent editorial in the WSJ about the Steelers and getting F'd by estate taxes.

Link of the Week
Fight the
Belgium Menace

The Links for July 10th 2008

Please. You took out all the suspense. In a horror movie, the killer does not grab a bull horn and announce: "Attention unsupervised teens here at the lake house. At precisely 3 am, I'm gonna jump outta that closet right there and hack you all up with a machete. PS: Fire is my one weakness."

Theme Song: Pink Floyd - One Slip

Balls Deep with BDD looks at the enigma that is Brett Favre.

LOLCat of the week

A good look at the ACC raid of the Big East 5 years later.

Who has opposable thumbs and fucked over the entire state of West Virginia, this guy.

A little advice for you, always let the wookie win.

Ladies and Gentlemen your 2008 Bejing Olympics. My favorite disaster on the list is the Locusts. Like that Yankees/Tribe playoff game last year but bigger bugs and no Joba Chamberlin.


"Hey Kordell, I like walking arround in Schenley Park at night too .... no homo"

Serious Soccer Link
Was sending Jozy to Spain really a good idea?

List-o-rama
10 worst planes EVAR !!111!!!!!!!!
10 worst sports logos EVAR 1!!!1111!!!!!
10 Drunk photos you don't want to be in.
8 highly disturbing ER stories. I mean really really bad. I have linked to some bad stuff but some of these are really gross.

New Stadium Conduct Rules for the NFL

For information purposes only. USA USA !!!! 21?? Who let that old hag on the team.

Link of the Week
Matt Jones finds himself on the
wrong side of the law.

Retro Links - April 10th 2008

For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between those who claimed that your life belongs to God and those who claimed that it belongs to your neighbors - between those who preached that the good is self-sacrifice for the sake of ghosts in heaven and those who preached that the good is self-sacrifice for the sake of incompetents on earth. And no one came to say that your life belongs to you and that the good is to live it.

Theme Song
I Will Follow - U2
Next time you are getting all drunk and serious with your hoochie, look at her, get real serious and tell her "Your eyes make a circle." What the fuck is that suppose to mean Bono?

No Balls Deep today just The Balls

Kill Kill Kill

10 most hated people on the ebays

New favorite TV series

LOLCat of the week
Bonus Star Wars LOLCat

Deadspin 2 verse 7 previews

Pick a new Goal Song

Congrats, Keep reading the quote til it sets in

Shiny happy fun time

Fascinating look into copyright law and how it might enable Superman to battle Dr. Doom.

Link o'da' Week
Man I love me some Wade and Jerry

Links for Thursday July 3rd

Dude, don't you have enough? I mean, you got tons of money, a jet, and the biggest rock band in the world, a hot wife, and you've been knighted. I mean, at some point, can't you just kind of fuck off?

Theme Song
Phantom Planet - California

LOLCat of the Week

Balls Deep with BDD

Fascinating article on King James future departure to the Nets.

Wes Walkah doesn't like cornerbacks

Fuck Marian Hossa, no link, just fuck him in the eye socket.
We will let PittGirl handle the linkage for this.

Top 10 worse examples of Women in Refrigerators
Quick synopsis from the wiki
To injure, kill, or depower a woman as a plot device within various superhero comic books.

And now the continuation of "The Adventures of Fitty"

DWade needs some help taking it to the rim.

Sweet this ESPN article gives me an exscuse to use one of my favorite NFL jokes:
"Rodney Harrison leads with his head more then Jenna Jamison"

Dude I played Friday the 13th, it wasn't as bad as made out here, except all the screens did look the same

Tactical Assault Segways

Links of the Week
I greatly look forward to walking down the the gas station down the street across from "Hook Fish and Chicken" and buying a knock-off #4 Favre Chicago Bears jersey, the orange alternative one. As for Aaron Rogers, not taking it too well.