I'm innocent. Well, except for a crime of passion. I did something stupid with someone and even worse than doing that stupid thing I did the same stupid thing with someone else and pretended I had never done that stupid thing before. You look confused, should I walk you through it?
Theme Song
A.F.I. - The Leaving Song Pt. 2
LOLCat of the Week
The last Balls Deep of 2008 with BDD
The continuity cop at Lucas Arts has to be the coolest job evar!!!!!
My favorite thing in this article was the idea of an Endor Holocaust after the end of Return. FN Ewoks die a slow painful death in a nuclear winter.
Fantasy Religious Draft depth board
List-o-rama
Top 10 things to look forward to this college football season
Top 5 dumbest goals
7 ways to teach a kid to ride a bike
Top 10 NFLers turned pro wrestler
Thursday Links prepares you for the openning of another NCAA Bowl Sub-division football season with great college football quotes
2Port Top 5
1. Georgia 0-0
2. USC 0-0
3. Florida 0-0
4. Teh OSU 0-0
5. LSU 0-0
Most depressing book EVAR!!!1!!!!! will be the most depressing movie evar!!!!!!
To prepare for the rapidly approaching hockey season, I present to you, The Shift
Just 37 days, 37 days. Maybe we should drink some Gretzky Haterade to help those 37 days pass by.
2008 Deadspin HOF class
Da Fuck Lion
Isiah Thomas
Buzz Bisinger
Suprise suprise, only a serious fool would live inside the city limits.
Even when they do something right they fuck it up.
I was going to write a little something up to explain to you why you should start watching Gossip Girl, but i will let The Angry T do it for me. XOXO 2Port
Link of the Week
Drew is already drinking the Fantasy Haterade.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Thursday, August 21, 2008
The Links for August 21st
"Jack Fleming's house was above the old stadium," Cook continued. "He told me, when he was a child, Pitt would come out on the field, and he would sit on his mother's lap. His mother would point down at them. And his mother would say, 'Son, that's Pitt. You hate Pitt now. You hate Pitt tomorrow. You hate Pitt until the day you die. After that, you will hate Pitt for eternity.' "
I am a Pitt fan but that quote cracks me up.
Theme Song
Drive In Drive Out - Dave Mathews Band
Balls Deep gives us the first ever use of the NSFW tag on the links.
Balls Deep with BDD.
LOLCat of the Week
All your "Chinese olympic beach volleyball venues" belong to us
List-o-rama
10 lego recreations of classic photos
20 worse covers, I own one.
Top 5 underappreciated Simpson's characters
Too soon?
WTFTIWAGITGCTO File
Frame by Frame view of the Phelps 100m Fly finish
Micheal Phelps punani victory tour will be amazing.
I swear that one is like 12 or 11.
Phelps douche or no douche
Ultimate shitty quarterback
When the Earth farts. Some of these are real nasty.
Wade and Jerry
Some university presidents want to lower the drinking age to reduce binge drinking. Um yeah.
Deadspin Steelers Season Preview courtesy of Mondesi's House
Link of the Week
The Mandela bong makes my eyes red just looking at it.
I am a Pitt fan but that quote cracks me up.
Theme Song
Drive In Drive Out - Dave Mathews Band
Balls Deep gives us the first ever use of the NSFW tag on the links.
Balls Deep with BDD.
LOLCat of the Week
All your "Chinese olympic beach volleyball venues" belong to us
List-o-rama
10 lego recreations of classic photos
20 worse covers, I own one.
Top 5 underappreciated Simpson's characters
Too soon?
WTFTIWAGITGCTO File
Frame by Frame view of the Phelps 100m Fly finish
Micheal Phelps punani victory tour will be amazing.
I swear that one is like 12 or 11.
Phelps douche or no douche
Ultimate shitty quarterback
When the Earth farts. Some of these are real nasty.
Wade and Jerry
Some university presidents want to lower the drinking age to reduce binge drinking. Um yeah.
Deadspin Steelers Season Preview courtesy of Mondesi's House
Link of the Week
The Mandela bong makes my eyes red just looking at it.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Links for August 14th
Emily, please. It's Rory. What she tackles, she conquers. This girl could name the state capitals at 3, recite the periodic table at 4, discuss Schopenhauer's influence on Nietzsche when she was 10. She's read every book by every author with a Russian surname and had a 4.2 grade-point average at one of the toughest schools on the east coast. If she's excluding salmon puffs, she has a good reason to exclude salmon puffs. And I, for one, have complete confidence in her ability to tackle this job, and so should you.
Theme Song
Ten Speed - Coheed and Cambria
LOLCat of the Week.
Bonus LOLCat
Balls Deep on the Preseason Top 25.
List-orama
Top 10 hottest cheerleading squads.
Americas hardest drinking cities. We're number 11.
Top 10 sporting accomplishments that deserve an asterisk.
Top 30 wrestling finishers.
10 Geek movies that should of been good, but teh suxor
I honestly and truly hope this is the last time I ever link to Us Weekly. Next Model contestant use to be a dude.
Once I get one of these badboys, no one will be able to stop me.
WTFTIWAGITGCTO File
Fun with stereotypes, the best part is that no one in Spain had any problem with this, but us Americans are the assholes.
This is actually just staggering, but I saw a graphic indicating with warm up laps, qualifying and finals he is swimming 5.7 miles a day.
Yao Ming decides to help out the Thursday Links desire to see little to no Melo in the Olympics.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I so need to see this in action sometime this year, if I find out anyone in WPIAL is running it, i will go see a game.
Aaron Rogers looses his shit.
LONG ASS READ ALERT
"A Colder War" is a short story by Charles Stross. I first read it maybe 2 years ago when researching for my screenplay. It is an excellent story in which nuclear weapons are the least thing to fear between the USA and Soviet Union. Great Lovecraftian writing, great story.
Leave the old hag alone.
TMQ with who is responsible for the whole Favre debacle, hint it rhymes with pews.
Link of the Week - Drink fully of the Haterade
Tommy from Quinzee is excited for the
John Lynch era to begin.
Theme Song
Ten Speed - Coheed and Cambria
LOLCat of the Week.
Bonus LOLCat
Balls Deep on the Preseason Top 25.
List-orama
Top 10 hottest cheerleading squads.
Americas hardest drinking cities. We're number 11.
Top 10 sporting accomplishments that deserve an asterisk.
Top 30 wrestling finishers.
10 Geek movies that should of been good, but teh suxor
I honestly and truly hope this is the last time I ever link to Us Weekly. Next Model contestant use to be a dude.
Once I get one of these badboys, no one will be able to stop me.
WTFTIWAGITGCTO File
Fun with stereotypes, the best part is that no one in Spain had any problem with this, but us Americans are the assholes.
This is actually just staggering, but I saw a graphic indicating with warm up laps, qualifying and finals he is swimming 5.7 miles a day.
Yao Ming decides to help out the Thursday Links desire to see little to no Melo in the Olympics.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I so need to see this in action sometime this year, if I find out anyone in WPIAL is running it, i will go see a game.
Aaron Rogers looses his shit.
LONG ASS READ ALERT
"A Colder War" is a short story by Charles Stross. I first read it maybe 2 years ago when researching for my screenplay. It is an excellent story in which nuclear weapons are the least thing to fear between the USA and Soviet Union. Great Lovecraftian writing, great story.
Leave the old hag alone.
TMQ with who is responsible for the whole Favre debacle, hint it rhymes with pews.
Link of the Week - Drink fully of the Haterade
Tommy from Quinzee is excited for the
John Lynch era to begin.
Thursday, August 7, 2008
The Links for August 7th
Whoa. Whoa! I-I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan. [lights go out] Now I'm having a wiggins.
Song of the Week
Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out
Fantasy Football goes Balls Deep
LOLCat of the Week
Casey Hampton is on the physically unable to perform list. His injury: fat.
I, for one, welcome our new virus infecting other virus overlords.
The Templar Knights want thier internet money.
After the experiencing the hell that is driving anywhere near Philadelphia, I now more fully understand the darkness in the souls of the Emo Eagles.
yvan eht nioj - Maybe now we can get the serious funding we need for my super smart dolphin ninja program.
Page 2 asks, If steroids are such a huge benefit why is the shot put record from 1990.
Rant Coming
Story on Lowland Gorilla discovery.
1. If you estimate there are 50,000 of something and then find out there are 175,000 of something, and the whole point of your job is to know how many of these things there are, then you fucking suck at you job.
2. Once you find 250% more of an animal then you though there were you can't fucking call them "Rare" anymore.
3. Just more proof that people who claim to know how the planet works are totally full of shit.
End Rant
List-o-rama
Top 10 overplayed college party songs
Top 10 toughest places to be the visiting team in college football.
10 crazy ass concept green cars.
6
hot chicks you got thier start on Saved by the Bell.
From the "Who the fuck thought giving China the Olympics was a good idea?" file
Some nice smog photos.
The US cycling team arrives, with masks.
It would be soooo totally bad-ass if when the US team enters the stadium for the openning ceromonies on Friday everyone was wearing this masks. Teach those sons-o-bitches to paint my kids Thomas Toys with lead paint.
More haterade for Team USA basketball.
Simple equation Carmello averages more than 14 minutes a game = they loose.
Link of the Week - Sexy Rexy
"Daddy, we want to see your dragon spit hot fire"
Song of the Week
Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out
Fantasy Football goes Balls Deep
LOLCat of the Week
Casey Hampton is on the physically unable to perform list. His injury: fat.
I, for one, welcome our new virus infecting other virus overlords.
The Templar Knights want thier internet money.
After the experiencing the hell that is driving anywhere near Philadelphia, I now more fully understand the darkness in the souls of the Emo Eagles.
yvan eht nioj - Maybe now we can get the serious funding we need for my super smart dolphin ninja program.
Page 2 asks, If steroids are such a huge benefit why is the shot put record from 1990.
Rant Coming
Story on Lowland Gorilla discovery.
1. If you estimate there are 50,000 of something and then find out there are 175,000 of something, and the whole point of your job is to know how many of these things there are, then you fucking suck at you job.
2. Once you find 250% more of an animal then you though there were you can't fucking call them "Rare" anymore.
3. Just more proof that people who claim to know how the planet works are totally full of shit.
End Rant
List-o-rama
Top 10 overplayed college party songs
Top 10 toughest places to be the visiting team in college football.
10 crazy ass concept green cars.
6
hot chicks you got thier start on Saved by the Bell.
From the "Who the fuck thought giving China the Olympics was a good idea?" file
Some nice smog photos.
The US cycling team arrives, with masks.
It would be soooo totally bad-ass if when the US team enters the stadium for the openning ceromonies on Friday everyone was wearing this masks. Teach those sons-o-bitches to paint my kids Thomas Toys with lead paint.
More haterade for Team USA basketball.
Simple equation Carmello averages more than 14 minutes a game = they loose.
Link of the Week - Sexy Rexy
"Daddy, we want to see your dragon spit hot fire"
Monday, August 4, 2008
Retro Links - 3/27/2008
In honor of Ja-Bay being traded whilst I was on vacation. Regular links up this Thursday.
"Stood in firelight, sweltering. Bloodstain on chest like map of violent new continent. Felt cleansed. Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in night. Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat and God was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else. Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It's us. Only us. Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice, shattering them. Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world. Was Rorschach."
Theme Song
Dead Milkmen - Life is Shit
Here is your precious baseball, Where is your God now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Absolutely loved this FN book
Goddamn mini-golf
LOLCat of the week
ahhhh they are so cute I forgot about my murderous rage for a moment
I am glad the Rooney's cleared this up for me
Your MLS season preview
You too can now know who yo baby daddy is
Pirates season preview - This is the year they win 70, I can feel it
From the NL Central Season preview on Deadspin, no link, just quote:
"I hate being a Pirates fan. At least when the Cubs suck people still give them a sideways glance.
Shit, the Pirates wouldn't make national news unless Jason Bay ripped off his human mask, exposed himself as one of the aliens from "V", hit a grand slam that went into the river, consumed a live rat as he rounded the bases, and then jumped into the mothership, cackling manically about stealing all of Earth's water, and took off into the sky.
Well....
They still wouldn't make it into the top ten plays on ESPN, because I'm sure Jack Wilson would fuck it all up somehow. "
KSK Mock Draft
I choose "Chasing Amy." I always thought the ending with him and her not talking again then meeting again a year later and being cool with each other to show that each has grown was unnneccesary. They should break up, then Amy goes on some batshit crazy lezbian and blow bender, shoots smack into her eye and winds up dead in an alley.
Link of the Week
Big Daddy Drew is Balls Deep and in the Zone
"Stood in firelight, sweltering. Bloodstain on chest like map of violent new continent. Felt cleansed. Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in night. Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat and God was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else. Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It's us. Only us. Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice, shattering them. Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world. Was Rorschach."
Theme Song
Dead Milkmen - Life is Shit
Here is your precious baseball, Where is your God now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Absolutely loved this FN book
Goddamn mini-golf
LOLCat of the week
ahhhh they are so cute I forgot about my murderous rage for a moment
I am glad the Rooney's cleared this up for me
Your MLS season preview
You too can now know who yo baby daddy is
Pirates season preview - This is the year they win 70, I can feel it
From the NL Central Season preview on Deadspin, no link, just quote:
"I hate being a Pirates fan. At least when the Cubs suck people still give them a sideways glance.
Shit, the Pirates wouldn't make national news unless Jason Bay ripped off his human mask, exposed himself as one of the aliens from "V", hit a grand slam that went into the river, consumed a live rat as he rounded the bases, and then jumped into the mothership, cackling manically about stealing all of Earth's water, and took off into the sky.
Well....
They still wouldn't make it into the top ten plays on ESPN, because I'm sure Jack Wilson would fuck it all up somehow. "
KSK Mock Draft
I choose "Chasing Amy." I always thought the ending with him and her not talking again then meeting again a year later and being cool with each other to show that each has grown was unnneccesary. They should break up, then Amy goes on some batshit crazy lezbian and blow bender, shoots smack into her eye and winds up dead in an alley.
Link of the Week
Big Daddy Drew is Balls Deep and in the Zone
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