The Links for August 7th

Whoa. Whoa! I-I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan. [lights go out] Now I'm having a wiggins.

Song of the Week
Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out

Fantasy Football goes Balls Deep

LOLCat of the Week

Casey Hampton is on the physically unable to perform list. His injury: fat.

I, for one, welcome our new virus infecting other virus overlords.

The Templar Knights want thier internet money.

After the experiencing the hell that is driving anywhere near Philadelphia, I now more fully understand the darkness in the souls of the Emo Eagles.

yvan eht nioj - Maybe now we can get the serious funding we need for my super smart dolphin ninja program.

Page 2 asks, If steroids are such a huge benefit why is the shot put record from 1990.

Rant Coming
Story on Lowland Gorilla discovery.
1. If you estimate there are 50,000 of something and then find out there are 175,000 of something, and the whole point of your job is to know how many of these things there are, then you fucking suck at you job.
2. Once you find 250% more of an animal then you though there were you can't fucking call them "Rare" anymore.
3. Just more proof that people who claim to know how the planet works are totally full of shit.
End Rant

List-o-rama
Top 10 overplayed college party songs
Top 10 toughest places to be the visiting team in college football.
10 crazy ass concept green cars.
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hot chicks you got thier start on Saved by the Bell.

From the "Who the fuck thought giving China the Olympics was a good idea?" file
Some nice smog photos.
The US cycling team arrives, with masks.
It would be soooo totally bad-ass if when the US team enters the stadium for the openning ceromonies on Friday everyone was wearing this masks. Teach those sons-o-bitches to paint my kids Thomas Toys with lead paint.

More haterade for Team USA basketball.
Simple equation Carmello averages more than 14 minutes a game = they loose.

Link of the Week - Sexy Rexy
"Daddy, we want to see your dragon spit hot fire"